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The Ligne à Grande Vitesse Nord, typically shortened to LGV Nord, is a French 333-kilometre (207-mile)-long high-speed rail line, opened in 1993, that connects Paris to the Belgian border and the Channel Tunnel via Lille.

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Drutsk, is a historical town in Belarus, 40 kilometres west of Mogilev.

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